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why do some women masturbate with vegetables. are you really that desperate
if i had a hole like that i’d stick anything i could in there, shit i’d probably keep my house keys in there
i would put my keys in there if my vagina wasnt tighter than a black hole
i dont think you meant a black hole because that implies that your vagina is a maw from which not even light can escape
i know what i said
what the hell this kanji looks like a fat girl looking into the mirror and seeing a skinnier version of herself. the pressures of society on women cant even be escaped in kanji learning smh
Tagged: #BEST OF #I'M CRYIN
goodnight
Tagged: #homestuck #CUTIE
Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours
You are so broken, you say to each other, and I can’t fix you, but I can crush you into smaller and smaller pieces until we merge in a fine diamond dust
based off of kg’s amazing fic
My favorite band is this little group of newts I found under a log in the woods who play tiny trumpets made from hollow reeds and twigs
Oh yea I bet you can’t name 5 of their songs
1. Doot Toot
2. tiny fern
3. do NOT eat mushrooms you just find in the woods
4. broken heart broken trumpet
5. George Costanza is my hero
Tagged: #CRYING
Cubone + Hitmonchan
i just had to draw this guy!!This is literally one of he best character designs I’ve ever seen.
Best Vines of May 2013 (Part 1)
WHAT THE FUCk
I JUST PISSED MYSLEFNIGGA FUCK YO TEA
Yes all of this
a very serious picture of One sippin some beerzy and contemplating life
Tagged: #askblogs #oh my shit
this is still the best sims screen cap ive ever seen
and i don’t even know how to tell you
Tagged: #MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE #askblogs