Shiny. Let's be bad guys.

funasshi:

spunkydragonwithdeadlylegs:

funasshi:

townsvillain:

preshiram:

why do some women masturbate with vegetables. are you really that desperate 

if i had a hole like that i’d stick anything i could in there, shit i’d probably keep my house keys in there

i would put my keys in there if my vagina wasnt tighter than a black hole

i dont think you meant a black hole because that implies that your vagina is a maw from which not even light can escape

i know what i said

Posted 8 hours ago With 948 notes

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ousto:

what the hell this kanji looks like a fat girl looking into the mirror and seeing a skinnier version of herself. the pressures of society on women cant even be escaped in kanji learning smh

Posted 9 hours ago With 138 notes

sansaofhousestark:

arianne—martell:

Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.

Posted 10 hours ago With 33,639 notes

buttlid:

wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours

Posted 10 hours ago With 60,076 notes

lambhoof:

feester:

lambhoof:

My favorite band is this little group of newts I found under a log in the woods who play tiny trumpets made from hollow reeds and twigs

Oh yea I bet you can’t name 5 of their songs

1. Doot Toot
2. tiny fern
3. do NOT eat mushrooms you just find in the woods
4. broken heart broken trumpet
5. George Costanza is my hero

Posted 11 hours ago With 2,989 notes